AN URGENT APPEAL

This is an urgent appeal to help those who have been forcefully given neurological irrigation (AKA an enema of the BRAIN).

It has only one symptom, that is VERBAL DIARRHEA.

It affects New Labour people on entering any official position and the Lib Dems are know to be willing participants, but for so long has this been happening that a new strain has appeared and it seems to be contagious, "Blairus Idolizeitus", this strain has been found in some Conservatives.

These people can be helped, if you have any old books, pamphlets or even old Conservative manifestos, then send them now to someone who you know has this affliction, or alternatively, if you wish these people to suffer convulsions and see them foam at the mouth, send them Enoch Powells "Rivers of Blood" speech with the strap line "He was bloody right, wasn't he".